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Heading down to the local mall, earning quite a few odd stares on the way and one
girl screaming,”Hot damn, a chippendales!”, Alucard went insearch of getting some more
acceptable clothing for the climate. Entering the air conditioned shopping complex we all
know as the mall, Alucard made his way around, looking at different stores. Finally
settling on some place called Taboo Niftu Spiftu Wear which was Bahamanese for Men’s
Clothing Store he went to look at the jeans and shirts. Picking out a couple pairs of
straight, semi tight fitting light blue jeans and a couple t shirts, both black he went to the
counter and paid. Looking at his customer’s clothing as he rang the order up and
accepted the money, the cashier inwardly sighed but outwardly didn’t offend Alucard.
After his stop there, bag in hand, Alucard stopped by a shoe store and picked up a pair of
boots that were lower than the knee high boots he wore now. Going to the bathroom to
change into his purchases and putting his old clothes in the bags as well as his other couple
outfits, he left and headed back for the hotel, hoping that Dracy-poo, if he was there at all,
was a bit more relaxed.
Reaching the hotel room he saw Dracy-poo not there but a note on his bed written
in bright purple crayon, a few crayons still laying on the bed next to it.
With a sigh Alucard put his bags down on his own bed and grabbed a small hair tie
and pulled his long hair back into a pony tail, taking a quick glance into the mirror he
noted that he really did look rather nice in these clothes even if they were odd feeling
considering what he was used to.
Exiting the room he closed and locked the door, slipping the room key into his
pocket as he headed for the beach. As he got there he saw Dracy-poo lounging in a
provocative position on his beach towel, rubber wolfey innertube still around his waist and
his nose glooped up with purple sunblock as was his chest, arms, legs, body, etc. To the
calm passerby he looked like a large overgrown child crossed with a eggplant.
As Alucard walked there slowly, so slowly he seemed to be creeping along, he
noted that the other beach goers were giving his father very odd stares for which he didn’t
blame them. They also seemed to have completely vacated the area he was in well, all but
one person who was wearing a pink sparkly speedo. The man bore a striking resemblance
to Christopher Lowell even down to the bald spot and the beady little eyes. Giving a small
shiver thinking of what this could mean and quite possibly lead to Alucard questioned why
he was even going over near his father. It was too late though as Dracy-poo looked up
and spotted him, neither one of them noticing the man in pink inching closer and closer
still.
“Wow... You look really go-” Dracy-poo started before Alucard quickly
interjected.
“Don’t even say it!”
With a frown Dracy-poo shut his mouth, never completing his compliment to his
son.
“Well you’re a cranky one,”Dracy-poo said as he stuck his tongue out at Alucard,
then noticing that the man in pink was almost right beside him.
Alucard looked up and noticed this also as the man spoke up in a feminine
flamingly gay voice.
“Hey there handsome,”he said with a sweet as candy smile,”Come here often.”
To which Dracy-poo replied with a typical line,”With you here I’ll make it a
regular visiting spot.”
Both giggled and Alucard took a few steps backward, worrying as to where this
might lead very quickly which proved to be true as the two started cuddling and talking
about fashion, hair, accesories and purple sunblock. As he took another step backwards
he heard the scariest question of all asked and a very very distrubing mental image took
shape in his mind.
“Say, you want to come back to my room handsome?” The man in pink asked and
Dracy-poo blushed for a second then nodded quickly and energeticly as they began
packing their things up and headed off together, arm in arm.
Meanwhile, Alucard was left standing there, a semi frightened look crossing his
face as he realized what had just transpired. Giving a small shudder he looked off to
where Dracy-poo and his new ‘lover’ were heading off.
“Now there’s something you don’t see everyday,”a voice to Alucard’s left said
quietly and he turned to face the person.
Standing there in a pair of short black shorts and a black bikini top with a sheer
puffy top over top hanging open was a young woman. She looked about 19 or 20 with
dark red hair, brown eyes and she was about 5’7”. Her skin was extremely pale despite
the tropical surroundings and he could sense the difference between her and just a normal
human.
“How do you mean?” He asked her, continuing to study her face as she turned to
look up at him.
“Well the Prince of Darkness Dracula going off with some guy in a pink speedo to
do who knows what,”she explained a slight smile touching her lips,”I’d say that’s not a
normal everyday occurance.”
“You know who he is?”Alucard asked, semi surprised though he’d suspected she
was at least dhampire like him.
“Of course,”she stated,”My father’s only been telling me the story of how he met
Dracula and got embraced for at least 300 years now. It’s his favorite story for when we
get together on holidays.”
“You’re dhampire then?” He asked.
“Just like you,”she said,”My lord.”
At that she gave him a little grin and curtsied slightly to show her respect for him
but also to make it seem as if she was teasing slightly. Alucard didn’t know how to react
to this though he grinned slightly at the curtsey.