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As Alucard and Dracy-poo exited the plane after it had landed they went to the
customer service desk and inquired about the best hotel in walking distance of the beach.
Finding it amusing that the hotel was called the Rising Sun, Dracy-poo giggled to himself
the whole way there. Upon getting a room and entering it Dracy-poo launched himself at
the bed he claimed for his own.
“OOOH it’s so soft and cushy,”he said, breathing a deep dreamy sigh,”I want a
bed like this for home!”
Alucard dropped the luggage he had been forced to carry and made a beeline for
the bathroom which he hoped had a lock on it. Finding that it did he locked himself inside
to grant himself a reprieve from the insanity that was his father. Curling up against the
door he looked around the room and saw to his horror there was no window to climb out
of to safety.
“Oh sweet gods above no...”he moaned as he sank even furthur down on to the
cold linoleum floor,”When will the hurting stop.”
“I guess I’ll have to just leave here and go out past him, on my own,”he said
standing and sighing, brushing a bit of dust from his impeccable gentleman’s attire. Even
though the clothing was ages old and styled in the 18th century style he still preferred
those over the modern day clothes. Although jeans and the like did have comfort that his
elegant formal wear did not have in the current hot surroundings.
Trying to unlock the door as quietly as possible he opened it and peered his head
out to see if the coast was clear. Directly infront of the bathroom door was clear and
that’s all he could really see so he risked going out, leaving his safehouse door open
behind him in case he needed to retreat. Going out and around the corner a piece of
clothing was immediately tossed over his face and as he sputtered a curse and a cry of
surprise mixed into one he pulled it off quickly. Looking around as he dropped the
offending cloth he saw Dracy-poo sitting on the bed rummaging through a suitcase
throwing his clothing all over in search of something. Alucard’s own luggage had been
left alone and that was a small relief when he saw what his father was wearing. A large
purple spotted innertube with a wolf’s head protruding from the center front of it was
around his waist and on beneath that was the blue sparkly speedo. His hair was up in two
braids one on each side and he had flowered sandels on his feet. Shuddering and cringing
away Alucard quietly tried to sneak to the door as Dracy-poo occupied his time by rooting
through the suitcase.
“I CAN’T FIND MY PURPLE SUNBLOCK!!!,”he shrilly cried out throwing his
hands down at his sides and scaring poor Alucard senseless. His body freezing Alucard
slowly turned his head to look at Dracy-poo, his eyes wide and a shocked look on his face.
“I bet you were jealous of me having such nice purple sunblock and took
it,”Dracy-poo accused Alucard, his eyes watering for a moment and then he let out with it.
“WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, *sob* YOU TOOK MY PWETTY *sob*
PURPLE SUNBLOCK!”
As he cried onward he made a clicking sound with his mouth and his eyes shot
open, the wail dying away instantly as his head tilted violently to the side. His eyes
glowed an unearthly red and he dove at Alucard trying to scratch his eyes out.
“YOU TOOK MY SUNBLOCK, RETURN IT NOW WEAK PATHETIC FOOL
AND I SHALL SPARE YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE!”
Dracy-poo’s voice was that of a deep, bass, more like a demon than anything else.
“YOU WILL DO AS I SAY FOR I AM ZOOL,”he continued as he held Alucard
to the floor.
“Father, Dracy-poo,”Alucard started only to be interupted by his father’s new
booming bass voice.
“THERE IS NO DRACY-POO, ONLY ZOOL!”
He didn’t make it a question, merely a commanding statement. As Alucard
wrestled his father he saw to the left of him, on the nightstand, the cause of his problems.
Struggling to keep his eyes and reach to get the sunblock he inched his hand closer and
closer still. Finally, grasping the bottle firmly in hand as Dracy-poo.. now known as Zool
mind you, went in for the kill.
“HERE! HERE’S THE SUNBLOCK!!!” Alucard shouted as he shoved it
between his father and himself, hoping it was enough to keep the beast at bay.
Pausing mid strike Dracy-poo grabbed the bottle and his eyes stopped glowing.
He began caressing the bottle and talking to it using baby talk.
“It’s allright now shnookie ookums... Daddy’s found you again so it’s awwright...”
As Dracy-poo cuddled the sunblock Alucard pushed him off of him, grabbed his
wallet from his luggage, his room key and took off for parts unknown the whole while
muttering about insane asylums and how tyranical fathers were what was best for some
people.