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As the plane was preparing for take off Dracy-poo was oogling some of the
different candies that were available for the inflight meal.
“Ooooh I just can’t decide what to have...” he squealed with the delight and
enthusiasm of a three year old on a sugar high. At this point Alucard made a strangled cry
and lept from his seat as the stewardess was closing the door.
“NOOOO Let me off this plane. I’m sick of him and his insanity....” He lept at the
door, pushing at it as the stewardess gave him a strange look and made a motion for two
of the other stewardess’s to grab him. Dragging him back to his seat as he, while still
acting somewhat elegantly, kicked and screamed to get away from Dracy-poo and his...
umm... er.... lifestyle.
“NOOOO,”he howled,”I just want to be free!”
Dracy-poo was giggling as he watched Alucard’s futile attempts at escape. Once
they had strapped him in his chair though they took off so there was no escape. The last
things that could be heard were Alucard’s frustrated attempts to at least sit far away from
the one being he feared anymore. He didn’t fear him in the sense of power and the like no,
he feared what happened when he got excited. When the gleam of a school girl meeting a
boy band entered his eyes and he began on his long tirade of outfits, makeup, and oh dear
sweet howie’s voice. It was frightening, quite frightening especially the days when he
insisted it was, ‘that time of the month.’ Alucard never did quite understand how that
came about. Dracy-poo knew he was male, at least by appearance physically, so how
could he have a ‘that time of the month’ time? However he did it, he found a way which
just frightened Alucard all the more.
As the plane was on it’s way to the Bahamas, following about 3 hours after Death
had left, it ran into some turbulence which made Dracy-poo cling to Alucard’s head
tightly. His hands were clamped over Alucard’s eyes and he was sobbing and screaming
bloody murder.
“OIIIII I don’t wanna dieeee wahhhhhh,”Dracy-poo wailed,”I’ve only been an
undead vampire lord for a few centuries! WAHHHHH!”
He let out an ear piercing wail just then as the plane righted itself and as everyone
else looked on at him as he still screamed on and on even though the turbulence was over.
“Acck,”Alucard tried to mumble but the arm wrapped around his throat wasn’t
allowing any leeway to talk.
“Le..t... go....” he managed to utter and somehow over his screaming fit
Dracy-poo heard him.
“Oh...oops. Heh heh..”he started as he gave a sheepish grin,”Sorry, my bad.”
With that he climbed back into his seat by the window and began casually looking
out it, ignoring Alucard’s efforts to breathe a bit easier again.
“Watch the death grip next time,”Alucard muttered as he rubbed his hands around
his throat making sure his windpipe was intact.
“Jeeze,”he muttered again, still checking to make sure he’d survived his father’s
latest attack.