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Alucard and Dracy-poo walked into the airport, Dracy-poo ordering around the
zombies carrying his matched set of floral print luggage that was loaded down with
speedos, sunblock, and other unmentionables. (^_^) (Even I don’t want to know what’s
in that luggage....::shudders::)
They walked up to the counter and Dracy-poo asked,”Did a large, bony, man, er,
skeleton float in here mumbling about a vacation?”
The girl answered politely. “Yes. He bought a ticket to the Bahamas.”
Dracy-poo grinned at her and then said,”I’d like 2 tickets there also.. My.. that’s a
lovely vest you’ve got on. It soo matches my pretty luggage.” He grinned again and with
a scared look in her eye the girl handed him the 2 tickets, accepted the money, and then
removed her vest and handed it to him.
“Here.. Just take it. I don’t want to know..” She mumbled as she watched him
smile gleefully as he accepted the ‘pretty vest.’ Alucard just hung his head and tried hard
not to run in fear, shame, and embarassment.
He grabbed Dracy-poo’s arm and drug him along saying,”Come on...”
The next thing the startled salesgirl knew, her vest flew through the air and landed
on her head.
“The colors don’t exactly match the luggage,”Dracy-poo shouted with a grin as he
boarded the plane. Again, Alucard just sighed and shook his head.
“Sometimes I wish he was the bloodthirsty tyrant he used to be,”Alucard thought
as he seated himself in the first class part of the plane,”At least I could deal with that.”
As Dracy-poo watched the same safety video Death had seen he giggled and his
eyes lit up like that of a rabid school girl meeting one of those ‘boy bands.’(::shudders::)
Alucard on the other hand watched in interest and then in horror as the plane on the video
seemed to convulse, spin, and then plunge into the water, exploding on contact. He
smirked as he thought,”Well.. That’s one way to get your passengers to trust you..
really...”