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Alucard fought his way through the castle, which happened to spring up in
McKeesport at the Echostar building, and finally stumbled upon Death's room. Death's
room had originally been the training center and all around it's outside lurked zombie
CSR's. He looked around, confused.
"HELLO!" he shouted,"I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOU DARK FIEND!"
"Come fight me," he finished. He walked over to the other side of the room and
found the note and went to go talk to his father, Dracy-poo. Alucard turned into mist
form and seeped through cracks in the castle walls till he reached his father's room and
reformed into his normal form.
"Father!" he shouted at Dracy-poo,"What is the meaning of this? Your good
friend Death has gone on.. on..... VACATION!" Dracy-poo was sitting with his left side
to Alucard while he intently watched The Backstreet Boys video for the thousandth time.
"Shut up,"Dracy-poo said in an agitated tone,"Howie's talking and he's got a sexy
voice..."(this does not reflect the author's feelings, I hate the backstreet boys.)
Alucard rolled his eyes and muttered,"Geeze, Now I see why any Belmont, even a
chick, could defeat you." Dracy-poo looked at him with a hurt expression.
"They just got lucky. Besides, This VCR thing is pretty cool, and it works with
the video camera I got from Granfalloon's last visit to the electronics store." He looked so
pathetic when he tried to do puppy eyes and Alucard sighed.
"Here,"Alucard said handing the letter to Dracy-poo,"Death left this in his room."
Dracy-poo stood up from his indian squat position on the floor as he read it.
He clenched it tightly in his fist and shouted,"To the airport. We're going to go get
bony buns."
Alucard looked at Dracy-poo in shock and stated firmly,"I don't want to know."