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Death floated around the room for the 6938th time.
"Damn,"he muttered glancing at an imaginary watch on his bony arm,"Alucard's
taking his sweet time getting here." He floated over to the door where Alucard would
enter.
He peered out and shouted,"HELLO!!! GET IN HERE ALUCARD!!!" He
whined as he pulled his head in after no response,"I'm bored..." He floated around for a
few more minutes then pulled a suitcase out of thin air.
"Screw this,"he said determinedly,"I'm taking my vacation now no matter what
Dracy-poo says. After all, he promised me vacation time for how many years."
Death snapped his bony fingers and the suitcase was packed and he was wearing a
tacky Hawaiian shirt. After leaving a short note explaining he was going on vacation and
Dracy-poo could kiss his ass he picked up his scythe and the suitcase and floated out of
the castle and to the airport. He entered and walked up to the desk where the girl just
gave him a frightened look. He smiled widely and looked at some posters behind her for
trips to the Bahamas, New York, Paris, and Outer Mongolia. He thought about it for a
second then asked her politely,"Might I purchase a one way ticket to the Bahamas?"
Her hand shaking she handed him a ticket and stuttered,"That'll..that'll be.. 100
dollars.... please." Death reached into his pocket and pulled out 100 dollars and handed it
to her with a smile.
He then said,"First vacation I've ever had in oh say....a few millennia." He smiled
again and she fainted dead away. He shrugged and walked towards the airport waiting
room to wait for his flight. As he sat he noticed a few magazines with hideous flesh
covered women on their covers.
"How can hideous women like that make the front of magazine covers,"he
muttered to himself and pulled out a copy of PlayBone. He looked at the skeleton on the
cover and whistled quietly. "Now that's a good magazine cover,"he said as he settled in to
read till his flight.